Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Top 5 Best Joke For Share To Whats App Here



            Best Whats app Joke

No :-1 ) Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the
Husband : Jo insan chori karta hai, wo baad mein zarur pachhtaata hai.
Wife (romantic mood mein) : Aur tumne jo shaadi se pehle meri neendein churaai thi unke baare mein kya khayal hai?
Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachhtata zarur hai.

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No :- 2 ) Santa Singh - Safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahin diya.Shopkeeper - Iske sath koyi gift nahin hai.Santa Singh - Ullu matt banao ismein likha hai "Cholesterol Free"

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No :- 3 )  Daaru ki wajah se barbad sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daaru ki khaali bottles phenkne laga
Pehli bottle phekte huye bola.. Teri wajah se meri naukri gayiDoosri bottle phekte huye bola.. Teri wajah se mera ghar bikaSeesri bottle phekte huye bola.. Teri wajah se meri biwi chali gayiChauthi bottle uthaai to woh bhari huyi nikli to bolaTu side mein hoja pagli... tu to bekasoor hai

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No :- 4 ) Beemar private employee se uski biwi ne kaha. Is baar janwaron ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge.
Employee : Woh kyon?
Biwi:1. Aap roz subah murge ki tarah jaldi utth jaate ho.2. Ghode ki tarah bhaag kar office jaate ho.3. Gadhe ki tarah din bhar kaam karte ho.4. Bandar ki tarah seniors ke ishaare par naachte ho.5. Ghar aakar parivaar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho.6. Aur phir bhains ki tarah khaana kha kar so jaate ho.
Insaan ka doctor tumhein kya khaak theek kar paayega.
Dedicated to all Private Employees

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No:- 5 )  Thekedar se setting ho jaane ke baad clerk ne sahab ko bata kar file rakhi.Sahab ne likha "Approved"..Do din baad thekedar vaade se mukar gaya.Clerk ne sahab ko bataya.Sahab bole ab kya karein?Clerk ke dimaag ka kamaal dekhiyeClerk ne kaha - Sir "Approved" ke pehle "Not" likh deejiye...Ab thekedar pareshan. phir se setting huyi.Clerk phir se sahab ke saamne file lekar pahuncha.Sahab jhallaye.. Ab kya karein?Phir clerk ke dimaad ka kamaal dekhiye...Clerk ne kaha sir "Not" mein kewal "e" laga dein means "Note Approved"
Ab aap hi bataiye ki desh kaun chala raha hai.